Eighty-three billion dollars of the Pelosi-Reid-Obama voter payoff scheme being sold off as “the stimulus package” is tagged for those earned income tax credits…tax refunds to people who didn’t actually pay taxes, but that’s not enough wealth redistribution.

What good is extra cash, if you ain’t got the wheels to go with it?

Enter Dianne Feinstein…d’Artagnan to the Porthos, Athos, and Aramis of Keynesian economics currently screwing the economy for generations to come:

Under a bill introduced by Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D.-Calif., owners of older cars would get vouchers worth thousands of dollars toward the purchase of newer, more fuel-efficient vehicle. — CNN Money

So, here’s the plan…if the bill passes, take about three or four hundred bucks worth of that earned income tax credit check, buy a clunker, wait a few months, and get a voucher (“worth thousands of dollars”) for some new wheels.

And who knows…with the next stimulus package, there may be enough money to get some nice rims!

P.S. I really must apologize to Alexander Dumas for equating this dumbass to his noble fictional character.